Summer has arrived in full force and it's not going anywhere anytime soon. Kids are home, the weather is hot, and unless you have 7000 activities lined up, kids will complain of boredom within 37 seconds. So hit the store and be prepared with these essential tools for surviving an entire summer home with the children.
1. Head phones and music. Because kids having fun are loud. Kids annoyed or upset are loud. Kids bored out of their little skulls are loud. You're going to need some peace and quiet, and you'll only get that with a quality pair of noise-canceling headphones.
2. Reflective silver insulation. You know that thin weird stuff at the hardware store you always frown at? Pick up a roll. Cut it down to size so it fits in the children's bedroom windows perfectly. No gaps. This is important. Once this is done, you'll accomplish two things. First, you'll reduce your cooling bill by keeping the heat out, but who really cares about that? The real benefit will be blocking out the light so the kids don't realize the sun is up. Because we all know that when school's out, kids are up as soon they sense the sun. Buy yourself a little time each morning.
3. Sunscreen and bug spray. Not to use on the kids. You know darn well that those kids are not coming anywhere near you if you're threatening to slather or spray them with anything. Instead, these are the items you lose when you hit the beach or waterpark. Because everyone loses at least two things each trip. Better than the baby.
4. Water guns. Big ones. Then the kids can hunt each other in the yard, get wet and cooled down, and not bother you for fifteen minutes.
5. A list of chores. So when one of the kids cries about boredom, you can say, "Here. Bored kids sweep the porch." Post the list on the fridge and let the kids know what it's for. You'll be amazed how often they're not bored.
6. Drinks. Like lemonade, iced tea, or those fancy water enhancer things. You'll need to keep the kids hydrated and no one wants to drink water in the summer. This way you'll have a selection and no one moans. Yes, you could insist they drink water, but that will end with you losing your mind. Plan ahead.
7. A pool or at least a sprinkler. Think back to swimming in pools when you were a kid and you'll know why public pools are gross. Between the pee and occasional toddler actually pooping in the pool (it happens more than you think), you probably don't want to go to a public pool. Also, public pools suck for parents. Have water sports available at home as an alternative.
8. Towels and swimsuits. Multiples of each. Because you know they're going to get wet in the morning, change into dry clothes, and then want to get wet all over again, but not in the already-wet swimsuits. And no one likes wet towels.
9. Bubbles. Tons of fun to be had here by all ages. And, as a bonus, bubbles are basically soap. Once they're done with the bubbles, spray them off with the hose. Instant shower and the kids think it's hilarious.
10. Board games and such. Because not every day will be bright and sunny and you need a backup plan. If you don't have something to occupy them on yucky days, they'll eat the sofa.
11. Video games and movies. I know, I know. Screen time is evil and all that. But, seriously, on a rainy day, or a day when the humidity is out to murder you, these can occupy longer than that old game of checkers you have in the closet. Desperate times call for desperate measures. And screen time isn't the enemy. Two months of no school is the enemy.
12. Something just for Mom. If you want to come out the other side of summer in one piece, you need something just for you. Maybe it's a glass of wine before you go to bed. Maybe a chocolate bar you sneak when the kids are chasing each other outside. It might be a special book you read just a little of every morning. Whatever it is, make it something you never share.
You can survive summer. Trust me. It's only two months. You will make it.
