Before you even start thinking about strategy, you need to consider your equipment. Running shoes and your new hoodie just won't do. You need something that will keep you warm and dry, but still allow you to move quickly and quietly. This means that your old bulky snowsuit won't work either. Choose lightweight, but waterproof, mitts and boots. Your jacket should be light, so dress in layers. This way, you can discard a layer if you get too hot. You'll need snow pants of course, but go for the lighter version, perhaps the type with vents to help keep you cool if you're moving a lot. Choose a hat that will protect you from wild snowballs, such as one with ear flaps, and you should wear a neck warmer instead of a scarf. This way, you won't strangle yourself on a tree as you dodge flying snow-missiles.
You'll also need the correct ammunition. Powdery snow usually just falls apart when you try to make a snowball, but it can be handy for flinging into an opponent's eyes while you try to escape after finding yourself in enemy territory. Look for slightly damp powdery snow that can be easily molded. If you're near a driveway or roadside, look for slush. You can usually mix it with powdery snow to come up with a wonderful snowball that has great distance and accuracy. For even greater distance, find an old tennis or badminton racquet to hit your snowballs with. You'll be surprised at how far they'll fly. Now that you have your equipment, you'll need a strategy.
If you simply stand in the middle of the yard and throw snowballs, you’re bound to get hit a few times, probably in the face, and you’ll likely even lose the game. If you want to win a snowball fight, you’ll have to make the best use of available cover. Natural barriers such as trees and snow banks work well, or you can hide behind a deck, pile of firewood, or even behind a garbage can. To increase your own protection during a snowball fight, look for something that you can move with you. The lids of garbage cans work well, but anything that can act as a shield will do.
No cover? Create some. If you know that you’re likely to have a snowball fight in your front yard, get to work creating some clever places to hide. Pack snow into a ‘fort’ to provide protection. To strengthen this fort, pour water on top. The water will freeze, creating a barrier that is strong enough to withstand most attacks. If you have the time, you might want to stash some ready-made snowballs in your fort, in case of an emergency.
If you’re using teams for your snowball fight, make the best use of your teammates. Work together and plan together. Get an opponent singled out and split up, attacking from multiple angles. When attacking from different angles, it’s important that you do not completely surround the enemy. Your own teammates could get caught in the crossfire. If the rules of your game state that you’re eliminated as soon as you’re hit with a snowball, you could find yourself eliminating your own teammates.
If you have a large enough team, have some of your teammates wait at a designated location, hiding behind trees or snow banks. When things look bad for your team, make a show of retreating. Try to get the other team to follow you right into the heart of your ‘reinforcements.’ While this is a little sneaky and doesn’t guarantee a win, at least you’ll have done something creative.
Don’t retreat without a plan. If you team constantly flees, you’ll find that you’re soon cornered into one area of the playing field. At this point, you’ll be surrounded and probably be forced to surrender. Hold your ground, if at all possible. If you must run, have a plan in place before you and your teammates just start scattering.
If you’re running out of snowballs faster that you can make them, have a teammate or two leave the fight and focus solely on making snowballs for the entire team. This will speed things up and give anyone with a really good arm more opportunities to take out an unsuspecting opponent.
If you find yourself without a snowball when encountering an opponent, kick up some snow into your opponent’s face and run. Take cover and make yourself a few snowballs quickly, because your opponent is likely annoyed at you by now. He or she will probably be intent on shoving a snowball down your throat, so be prepared.
Don’t waste your snowballs. This means that you should avoid throwing them without a clear target. Before you throw a single snowball, find an opponent, get him or her in your sights, and then throw when you have the perfect opportunity. If this means that you have to wait before firing, then wait. Better to have waited a few seconds and hit your mark than fire immediately and miss.
Don’t be afraid to sneak up on people from behind. Hit-and-run is a perfectly acceptable tactic when engaging in a snowball fight. Just make sure you get out of there quickly, or you might become the target of the entire opposing team. Take shelter behind your own teammates, and if no one actually saw you attack from behind, deny, deny, deny.
Get your teammates to cover you will you try to get to higher ground. A deck, woodpile, play structure, or even high snow hill can work. If you have higher ground, you have a better chance of seeing who’s coming at you. If at all possible, have each teammate take a high position. This should help you to win the snowball fight.
When you see a snowball flying towards you, try to catch it in your own hands and fling it back at your attacker. Use soft hands to cup the snowball to help it maintain its integrity. Be careful when employing this strategy, because if the snowball explodes on your hands, it likely counts as a hit, and you might be eliminated from the game.
If you want to win a snowball fight, you’ll have to be quick. Make your snowballs quickly, attack quickly, and move quickly. If you stay in one place too long, you’ll likely have the other team descend upon you. Change positions frequently, and try not to let the other team discover exactly where you are, at least for a few exchanges.
A truly organized snowball fight will have rules. Make sure everyone understands the rules before you start playing. Remember to be specific when creating these rules. If you say you can’t throw a snowball at someone’s face, then you can’t really get to angry when someone throws a snowball at the back of you head. You should have been more specific and said no throwing snowballs at the HEAD. Know what’s acceptable and what’s not, and you’ll all have a more exciting game.
Above all, be safe. Dress warmly in waterproof clothing, don’t throw rocks or ice, and be gentle with younger children. If you follow these rules and are creative with your strategies, then you’ll soon find yourself enjoying a snowball fight that you likely have a very good chance of winning.
